Kitchen Trickster Gifts

"Namaste."

Man ready to catch tossed pancakes with a net

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Onion operation.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

For my next trick, I will cut this freshly baked baguette in half using a non serrated blade.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Stock Cube Crossing

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'