Culinary Trickster Gifts

Visitor tries to smuggle cake-mix with file in it, into prison.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"I made lengua today and the kids loved it...because I told them it was 'Brazilian steak' I bought at the 'designer meat store.'"

Food truck creates roadkill

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

Chef trying to tempt birds into his frying pan

'Mr Thomas! Don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, To Serve Turkey...it's a cookbook!'

"Customers who bought sheep’s clothing also bought:"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

'It's the same special as yesterday...'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

"I just need help getting the pit out."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Hungry Pigs

"...And just a little too much cayenne pepper for my mother-in-law..."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

A voodoo doctor.

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"