Dessert Trickster Gifts

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

EU and India partnership.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Room for dessert, folks?"