Dinner Party Trickster Gifts

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Any other skills?"

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

"My bouche was not amused."

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'I wish you'd told me you were inviting them. Thomas hates shellfish.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'