Dinner Party Jester Gifts

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

Wegovy diet drug

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

The Gastrosexual

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

"We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat!"

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

'We had that last night.'

"Table for three?"

'...and thank you for not outstaying your welcome.'

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

"I have more underneath."

Dinner

'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'

Food logo.

"Now I remember why we don't visit the Ferguson's more often!"

"Would you describe yourself as conservative voter."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials or would you just like to jump ahead to the main course. . .?"

"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."

'Honestly. I can't take you anywhere!'

"It's our anniversary, bring us your best bottle of beer."