Dinner Party Jester Pillows

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Wegovy diet drug

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

The Gastrosexual

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

"Table for three?"

"We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat!"

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

'We had that last night.'

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

'...and thank you for not outstaying your welcome.'

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

Food logo.

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials or would you just like to jump ahead to the main course. . .?"

"I have more underneath."

"Now I remember why we don't visit the Ferguson's more often!"

Dinner

'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'

"Would you describe yourself as conservative voter."

"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."

"It's our anniversary, bring us your best bottle of beer."

'Honestly. I can't take you anywhere!'

'When you said you ate like a bird, I didn't realise you meant a pelican.'