Dinner Table Jester Pillows

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"You owe me five bucks."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Husband bakes a pie

"Gigot de sept heures."

'He's all eyes!'

"More helium."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

I'll try the cod surprise.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Spaghetti Mummy

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Middle Age Spread.

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"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

"I'm the chef." "I'm the Health Inspector."

Grim reaper calls on egg.

Your dinner is in the supermarket...