Dining Out Jester Gifts

"Table for three?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You owe me five bucks."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Any questions?'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

Middle Age Spread.