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"Table for three?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"You owe me five bucks."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Any questions?'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

Middle Age Spread.

Never poke fun.