Menu Jester Gifts

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You owe me five bucks."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'He's all eyes!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Middle Age Spread.

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Purpose of visit?'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run