Dinner Party Trickster T-Shirts

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"My bouche was not amused."

"Any other skills?"

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'I wish you'd told me you were inviting them. Thomas hates shellfish.'

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'