Dinner Party Prankster T-Shirts

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'When you said you ate like a bird, I didn't realise you meant a pelican.'

Beach con-man.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Stag night high jinks.

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

Stock Cube Crossing

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Did you make a wish?'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Wegovy diet drug

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.