Dinner Party Prankster T-Shirts

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'When you said you ate like a bird, I didn't realise you meant a pelican.'

Beach con-man.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Stag night high jinks.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Stock Cube Crossing

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Wegovy diet drug

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'