Dinner Party Disrupter T-Shirts

The Imperfect Hostess

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

"My bouche was not amused."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Wegovy diet drug

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

The Last Dinner

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

"Pass the salt. I mean the buck."

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

'We had that last night.'

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

"I have more underneath."

"Voila!! For the Lady, Seafood Linguine, and I believe Sir ordered the Chef's Surprise?"