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The Imperfect Hostess

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"My bouche was not amused."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

Wegovy diet drug

The Last Dinner

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"Pass the salt. I mean the buck."

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

'We had that last night.'

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

"I have more underneath."

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"Voila!! For the Lady, Seafood Linguine, and I believe Sir ordered the Chef's Surprise?"