Dinner Party Survivor T-Shirts

'Honestly. I can't take you anywhere!'

'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'

"Asking them to stay for dinner was a great idea. I didn't think they'd ever go."

"Now I remember why we don't visit the Ferguson's more often!"

"I heard dad say that he gives his thanks at the end when everybody finally goes home. . ."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Gesundheit!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'