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William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Beach con-man.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Hypnotoon

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"We're here, Harry."

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Mime Tug-of-War

"Any other skills?"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Snowman Magic

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

Well...I filled it!

'Say when.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'I'm calling you a cab.'