Dinner Party Entertainer Gifts

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'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"A little lamb please."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."