Dessert Trickster Mugs

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

EU and India partnership.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale