Culinary Trickster Pillows

Visitor tries to smuggle cake-mix with file in it, into prison.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"I made lengua today and the kids loved it...because I told them it was 'Brazilian steak' I bought at the 'designer meat store.'"

Food truck creates roadkill

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

Chef trying to tempt birds into his frying pan

"Customers who bought sheep’s clothing also bought:"

'It's the same special as yesterday...'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

"I just need help getting the pit out."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Hungry Pigs

"...And just a little too much cayenne pepper for my mother-in-law..."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Namaste."

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"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."