Trickster Chef Pillows

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Yoyo sheep

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"More helium."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'