Kitchen Trickster Pillows

"Namaste."

Man ready to catch tossed pancakes with a net

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Onion operation.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Stock Cube Crossing

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"