Trickster Parents Pillows

Convict returning home - "Mom, dad's home from his top secret mission overseas." (Colour)

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

Children in a Nursery.

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Snowman Magic

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'You did that on purpose!'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Party games.

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Rabbits $5.

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Don't even think about trying to teach me tricks. I'm not some sideshow freak who's here for your sick amusement."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

Tonight Houdini and Son.