Trading Trickster Pillows

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”