Card Trickster Pillows

Hit me.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

"Hey, Dad, you were wrong. I've counted them all and gran is playing with a full deck of cards!"

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

Magician playing cards with rabbit

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Primitive magician

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Some card-game puns

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Candid Camera store.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'