Card Trick Aficionado Pillows

"It must be a trick of the light."

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

John's conjuring abilities were limited..

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I got a job!"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Paul and Debbie.

Go on! Pick a card.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"I've told you again and again, just stick to your stupid card tricks."

Wow. You're amazing!

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Lion!'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Greetings!

"Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should've seen the surgeon instead of the magician."

"Cheater!"

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Valentines for Things