Card Trick Aficionado Pillows

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

John's conjuring abilities were limited..

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"I got a job!"

Wow. You're amazing!

"I've told you again and again, just stick to your stupid card tricks."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Go on! Pick a card.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Lion!'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

A magician saws in half an octopus

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

Valentines for Things

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.