Card Trick Lover Pillows

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"I've told you again and again, just stick to your stupid card tricks."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Pick a business card.'

"I got a job!"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Wow. You're amazing!

'Right, now learn this trick...'

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Go on! Pick a card.

Magicing the crowd away

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

Greetings!

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Joke Shop and Novelties

Cats 'Playing' Cards

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'