Color Trickster Pillows

"Well...the only advice my father gave me before I left home was...don't lie on colour wheels, paint colour charts or artists palettes."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'