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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Polly tries reverse psychology