College Prankster Gifts

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

Graduation Day At A Party School

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Student unicorn"

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

'Remember Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. ONe minute more and you attack!'