College Prankster Gifts

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Court's in recess!'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

Graduation Day At A Party School

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'

"Student unicorn"

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.