Fraternity Prankster Gifts

"Bro, no!"

Beach con-man.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Stag night high jinks.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'