Fraternity Prankster Gifts

"Bro, no!"

Beach con-man.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Court's in recess!'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Stag night high jinks.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Pants Uglifier!

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

Graduation Day At A Party School

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'