Grad Cap Collector Pillows

Teacher.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I started a collection!"

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Does my head look big in this?'

Utility Chic.

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

No room to hang his diploma.

Ed's Salary Cap

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'