Graduation Memory Collector Pillows

"Cool, what's it say?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"I started a collection!"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

A boy with a camera

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Now Firing.

No room to hang his diploma.

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Useless-memory lane

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.