Snack Stash Gifts

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Little league world series of poker.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Super Heroes.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Pope tarts.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Secret sweetie drawer...

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Champagne

Table Of The Elephants

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Second aid

Boy defends his last fry.

Sinking Sand

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'