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"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Little league world series of poker.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Super Heroes.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Champagne

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Table Of The Elephants

Sinking Sand

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Second aid

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Food van driving through an office.