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Secret sweetie drawer...

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Works every time."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."

Naughty Food

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'They're not that intelligent.'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

"Yeah, it's nice she's giving me crackers, but a cheese platter and dips would go down nicely too..."

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

Patisserie: He'll never know.

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

"Uh, thanks for fixing 'ants on a log', Grandma, but I think you're s'pose to put raisins in the peanut butter, not real ants!"

Carbonated hot dog water

"I can tell you've been cheating on your diet. These food wrappers are like your eating browser history."