Secret Snack Stash Artist Prints

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Works every time."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'They're not that intelligent.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Naughty Food

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

Patisserie: He'll never know.

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

"Yeah, it's nice she's giving me crackers, but a cheese platter and dips would go down nicely too..."

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

"I can tell you've been cheating on your diet. These food wrappers are like your eating browser history."

"Uh, thanks for fixing 'ants on a log', Grandma, but I think you're s'pose to put raisins in the peanut butter, not real ants!"