Secret Snacker Prints

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Works every time."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

Breakfast surreal.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."