Snack Stacker Gifts

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Because it's there!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Honest Vending Machine

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Oysters in June - delicious!

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'