Snack Stacker Prints

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Because it's there!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."