Snack Sharer Gifts

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

"Well put, Johnson."

Dog's Sandwich

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Crumbs.

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'None for you, Mom. You're a vegetarian now, remember?'

'We're on the 'I Eat, He Stares' diet.'

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Samosas

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

A fridge surrounded by books.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Eating in Heaven.