Collecting Nutcrackers Gifts

Monk and Nut Cracker

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Little league world series of poker.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Boy whistling at crackers.

Whale Piñata.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

How Piñatas Are Born

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Candy Corn Dracula

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Jesus and the Peeps

Mouse King

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Steroids."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

A parrot business meeting

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Polo pony

Halloween.