Nutcrackers Gifts

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Mouse King

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

Nutcracker in a Tutu

Nutcracker mice

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Trepak from Nutcracker

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'He's a lousy CEO, but you should see him open a walnut.'

Nutcracker going home

Nutcracker

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Mirlitons from the Nutcracker

Nutcracker Island

Drosselmeyer

Russian dancers

"Dad, what is a meal?"

A cow is for milking not just for Christmas!

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

"Your signs didn't work, Harold."