Nutcracker Devotee Gifts

Mirlitons from the Nutcracker

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Doughnut Making

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

IT security.

"You complete me."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Mouse King

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

Elvis fans

Mixed Nuts

C is for Cracker

"I can see right through him!"

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

At the CD shop.

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

Elvis' autopsy

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.