Nutcracker Aficionado Gifts

Nutcracker mice

I just go nuts at Christmas!

Drosselmeyer

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Sheltering in place.

Pope tarts.

Back in 5 minutes!

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Goal!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials