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I just go nuts at Christmas!

Drosselmeyer

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Goal!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...