Nutcrackers T-Shirts

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Mouse King

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

Nutcracker in a Tutu

Nutcracker mice

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

'He's a lousy CEO, but you should see him open a walnut.'

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

Trepak from Nutcracker

Nutcracker going home

Nutcracker

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Nutcracker Island

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Drosselmeyer

A cow is for milking not just for Christmas!

Russian dancers

Mirlitons from the Nutcracker

15 Second Grocery Delivery