Nut Connoisseur Prints

Moustachio

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Trail mix?"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Future Wrestler

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.