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'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Pope tarts.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Cereal Tasting.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'How would you like your toast?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."