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"Cripes! I can't even see the end of my nose. Coffee first, then I'll look for my damn shadow."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"You're never home."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

1,572 Performances.

Running Latte

The Daily Commute

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Household water use'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Where's the Danish?"

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

"Dang it."

You're only as old as you feel!

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'