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Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

The coffee's not working.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

The Daily Commute

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Take me to your barista."

'Damn early birds.'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

Eye Opener

Grinds

"Yeah, that's about all I can abduct first thing in the morning."

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