Morning Mug Worshipper Mugs

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

The coffee's not working.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

So Far So Good

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

The Daily Commute

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'Damn early birds.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Take me to your barista."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Eye Opener

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

Grinds

"Here you are darling...breakfast in bed"

"Yeah, that's about all I can abduct first thing in the morning."