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"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You left this on our ship."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"You're never home."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Can I have flies with that'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Toenail clipping missile.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Crane fishing

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'